Barnaby the Whinepede
Owns: “I’m going to bomb this.”
A drama queen in a pill-bug body. He wails, flails and cries ink when he hears your excuse, and shrinks to a worried little pill when you do the move anyway.
Meet the yeah-buts
A yeah-but is the cartoon creature your excuse turns into. Each species has its own personality and its own favourite excuse, and they are all fictional AI characters. You laugh at them, never at yourself.
Count Couch-Lock the Drapeling
Owns: “Just five more minutes.”
A lazy aristocrat whose letters sag over an invisible chaise. He drawls, he sighs, and he melts into a cocoon the moment you stand up.
More yeah-buts are hatching
More species are in the works, each tied to a different kind of excuse, like perfectionism, doom-scrolling or “wait until I feel motivated.” Some will hatch for free as you finish battles, others will arrive with Pro. We will announce them here first.
Not in the first release. Details may change.
Ready to shrink one?
YeahBut is in closed testing on Google Play and coming to the Play Store soon.